DEVOURMENT IS COMING TO TAMPA IN OCTOBER, AHHHH. SLAMZ.

“Yeah! I hate birds and am therefore glad that you kicked one! Here is money!”

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The world is a beautiful place and my computer keeps freezing 39 seconds into Ultimate Steve

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Today was the first day the Thorntons here was open and there was already a crackhead dancing around outside of it. Nice.

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I should stop… for now.
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Reblog if you need to get laid. For real.

takelotswithalcohol:

iambeautifulandbroken:

For. Real.

Well, this much is obvious.

(Source: harderbetterfasterstrongerdaddy)

“Hold on baby lemme turn something on to set the mood….”

*puts on VHS of mankind vs undertaker hell in the cell match*

(Source: teethvsteeth, via praisethewarmachine)

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